Golden Rules of Objectivity Use
“If in doubt, re-OODDLX (multiple times if you have the patience)”
“Application crashes with weird, never-seen-before-error deep in system kernel ? Re-OODDLX.”
“If in doubt, re-OOINSTALLFD”
“Multiple writers in one database or container ? - Don’t even think of driving by that neighbourhood”
“Locking problems in MROW mode ? MROW doesn’t work, does it?”
“Buffers full ? Set OO_CACHE variables to something suitably big”
“Database replication problems ? Use ftp … and ooinstallfd/ooattachdb”
“Bad errors when closing Windows apps ? Use ooExitCleanup()”
(That’s enough Golden Rules … Ed.)